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Post by purekit on Nov 17, 2006 18:59:23 GMT -5
spottedleaf looked at him solemnly:"no." then she burst out laughing !
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Post by wolfclaw on Nov 22, 2006 16:48:30 GMT -5
"What's so funny?" asked Firepaw. Then, he began laughing two. "You're not a Twoleg, mousebrain!" Spottedleaf laughed.
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Post by [spotty] on Nov 28, 2006 15:05:04 GMT -5
Firepaw stared in amazement " I'm not?". has a flashback of him drinking coffee and reading the paper.
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Post by wolfclaw on Dec 9, 2006 13:58:12 GMT -5
Spottedleaf laughed harder. "Duh, mousebrain!"
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Post by [spotty] on Dec 9, 2006 15:06:01 GMT -5
Firepaw ran off crying and tripped and fell flat on his face; all the cats laughed.
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Post by Snowywhisker on Apr 8, 2007 19:28:04 GMT -5
"Kittypets are REALLY weird! He thinks he's a crazy Nofur!" said Purdy. "HOO IN STARCLAN'S NAME ARE YOO?!?!?!!" screeched Bluestar. "Call me Lovelace!" said Graypaw. "I'm Gargoyle!" said Dustpaw.
"I love Firepaw!!!" Everyone went silent and simutaneously turned to look at the smiling like an idiot Sandpaw.
"I love Spottedleaf!" said Firepaw. "Well...I still love you!" sandpaw said back.
"I love you!" said Dustpaw. "Will you marry me and drop that excuse for a fire hazard?!?!" "NEVER! Firepaw is my honey pooh bear! I will love you never Dustpaw! You are an evil meenie beenie!!! I can't love you!"
"NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ESTELLA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Dustpaw cried.
"Who's ESTELLA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Are you cheating on me?!" cried Frostfur. "You LOVE that mangy furball? I love you, you pretty kitty!" cried Whitestorm.
"......." Bluestar was still in her blonde moment.
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Post by wolfclaw on Apr 9, 2007 17:21:16 GMT -5
"What the-?!" exclaimed Tigerstar. Then, he fainted once more due to all the plotholes.
OOC: XDDD PLOTHOLES RULE
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Post by Snowywhisker on Apr 9, 2007 18:58:48 GMT -5
"Lalalalalalala!"Spottedleaf caterwauled. Everyone stopped dead. "Sorry. I need a losenge. I'll be right back." she threw her flooglehorn to Bluestar, who had just come out of blonde moment. Bluestar made an amazing catch...and then she dropped it. "Too bad. Graypaw, tell her what she's won!"Dustpaw snickered. Graypaw smiled wickedly. "Well, Dustpaw. She's won...that flooglehorn! Play us a tune, babe!" Bluestar put her muzzle to the mouthpiece and played the most beautiful song the cats ever heard. When Tigerclaw was revived from fainting, he started crying because it was so beautiful. Bluestar finished in a dazzling chord progression. She smiled, the flooglehorn sparkling under the stars. Night had risen, Starclan watching over them. Bluestar nodded, then dragged herself and the flooglehorn into her den. Firepaw decided that it would be smart to sleep, so all the apprentices headed to bed. The next morning...
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Post by wolfclaw on Apr 9, 2007 20:54:18 GMT -5
"Wake up!" yelled Graypaw in his ear. Firepaw wearily blinked, and got up. "Bluestar is taking you hunting! You'd better go quickly!" Firepaw scrambled to his feet and ran over to the Leader's den entrance.
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Post by [spotty] on Apr 10, 2007 16:29:01 GMT -5
"Bluestar," said Firepaw, "Why? Why are you taking me hunting? Why?"
OOC. hehe. That sounds like cindy loo hoo on the grinch. "santa, why? why are you taking our christmas tree? why?"
BIC. "Well, Firepaw, " said Bluestar, "Wild cats do not receive food every day from Twolegs. We have to catch our own food. It is called 'Hunting'. Say it with me now: Hun-Ting. Hunting. Very good. Now we shall go."
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Post by Snowywhisker on Apr 11, 2007 19:51:07 GMT -5
Firepaw, now saying hunting on his breath, followed Bluestar out of camp and into the forest. His natural instincts crept over him. He wriggled his hauches and caught his first mouse.
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Post by [spotty] on Apr 13, 2007 13:12:45 GMT -5
"Good job Firepaw." meowed Bluestar. "But that mouse is way too small. It is not worth anything." she stuck her nose up in the air.
"What?!" cried Firepaw, "I thought you said that every bit of prey that was caught helped!"
"No. Give that mouse to the crows. I don't want it." meowed Bluestar stubonly.
"Well, what if I want it?" asked Firepaw.
"You don't." meowed Bluestar
"Yes I do!" meowed Firepaw, "It's my first mouse, and you think that I don't want it?"
"You don't want it."
"YES I DO!!!" cried Firepaw.
Bluestar rolled her eyes, "Come on let's go." She turned and trotted off, "And DON'T TAKE THE MOUSE!"
Firepaw sighed, and fallowed her.
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Post by Snowywhisker on Apr 13, 2007 14:02:23 GMT -5
Graypaw met him at the entrance as he stumbled through. Firepaw was downcast, his feelings hurt by Bluestar's ignorance of him. The only one who wants me to succeed is Graypaw, he thought. Firepaw looked up at a disappointed Graypaw. "Where's your fresh-kill?" he asked. "I caught a mouse, but Bluestar toled me to leave it for the crows. I think she wants me to look like a fool." Firepaw meowed disappointed. "Naw, Bluestar's just in a mood. How about we go hunting with Lionheart? I bet we'll catch lots." The two headed out of camp with Lionheart, their thoughts lined with fresh-kill.
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Post by [spotty] on Apr 13, 2007 20:21:56 GMT -5
"Lionheart?" asked Firepaw, "If I catch something, am I allowed to keep it?" "No," meowed Lionheart, "The Clan must be fed first." "But, will the Clan keep it?" asked Firepaw. "No. They will eat it." meowed Lionheart. He rolled his eyes, and muttered, "Silly apprentices'. Don't know nothin' these days. Why in StarClan's name would we keep prey?" under his breath. Graypaw and Firepaw exchanged exasperated looks. Why was the Clan acting this way?
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Post by Snowywhisker on Apr 16, 2007 17:53:26 GMT -5
Lionheart turned towards the toms, answering their silent question. "I'm sorry everyone's so snippy, its just that ShadowClan haven't attacked in a while, and its been too quiet. We're just worried, that's all. You didn't know because it's not an appretices job to do what warriors do. you learn from experience, and you'll get experience. Just not now."
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