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Post by Jayfeather on Oct 5, 2006 23:19:21 GMT -5
The Tabby blinked then attacked Rusty for no apparent reason. Greypaw jumped onto the tabby while Rusty was mewling "OMG, OMG!!!" Greystripe pulled out a flamethrower from nowhere and burns the Tabby. Bluestar finally out of her "blonde" moment saw the tabby on fire and said just when Rusty's diamond accented collar falls off "ummm...well since his collar fell off its a sign from the clan of dead kitties, his name will be ummm..." she then looked around, finally her gaze on the tabby running in circles while on fire "Firepaw and since I'm really not that smart you will have no mentor" she then walked away stumbling on a snail along the way and muttered something inapropriate for the internet.
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Post by wolfclaw on Oct 6, 2006 14:53:11 GMT -5
Rusty, now named Firepaw, was puzzled. "Ooookkkaaayyy...." he said.
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Post by purepool on Oct 12, 2006 23:03:37 GMT -5
Tigerclaw walked over to firepaw."I like totally love your name heheheheh!" darkstripe walked over and said: "your name make me want to roast marshmallows. Goldenflower walked up to firepaw and said: "I want you to get me some freshkill. Darthvadar walked up and said: "Im lost, can you tell me where outer space is?"
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Post by Emberfur on Oct 12, 2006 23:31:16 GMT -5
lol i like that purepool
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Post by purepool on Oct 12, 2006 23:34:04 GMT -5
lol funny ehe?
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Post by Jayfeather on Oct 13, 2006 16:57:18 GMT -5
"uhhhhh....." said Firepaw his mind spinning. Greypaw walked up to DarthVaderand pulled off his helmet to reveal....HAWKFROST!!!!! Hawkfrost obviously confused said "hey dad!!!" to Tigerclaw then vanished. Tigerclaw suddenly fainted at the thought of being a dad....
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Post by purepool on Oct 13, 2006 17:32:09 GMT -5
firepaw then put a marshmallow to his fur and roasted it. then tigerclaw said: "i want it." but he was too late. firepaw had already eaten it.
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Post by wolfclaw on Oct 15, 2006 16:52:32 GMT -5
Graypaw was clapping in glee, if that is scientifically possible for a cat to stand up and do so. Tigerstar was still KOed. Bluestar was having another blonde moment. Firepaw was roasting marshmallows. Goldenflower was still complaining about fresh kill. And Spotted-whatever her name was was still blowing on the horn.
Suddenly, a random Twoleg with an asparagus stick came running into the camp! "OMIGOSH OMIGOSH!" he was screaming. "I LOVE ASPARAGUS! I AM ADAM AND I APPROVE OF THIS MESSAGE!" The insane person ran away.
"Stupid elections," muttured Tigerstar, still KOed if that is scientifically possible.
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Post by purepool on Oct 15, 2006 17:31:47 GMT -5
then bluestar said: "Attack! get the asparagus! then tigerclaw said: i wanta corn stalk
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Post by wolfclaw on Oct 15, 2006 18:06:04 GMT -5
Firepaw said, "Who was that crazy guy?" Graypaw resumed screeching "OMG OMG!" Darkstripe leaped onto Adam. Goldenflower was yowling, "No, I GET IT!" And Spottedleaf was playing on her flooglehorn "A Hunting we Will Go."
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Post by purepool on Oct 15, 2006 19:20:51 GMT -5
then tigerclaw started crying because bluestar wanted to feed him the asparagus
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Post by wolfclaw on Oct 15, 2006 20:27:25 GMT -5
Adam: MINE, MINE, ALL MINE!!!! Bluestar: NO ITS NOT, NO ITS NOT! Firepaw: ..... Graypaw: OMG, OMG! Spottedleaf: *still playing Flooglehorn*
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Post by purepool on Oct 15, 2006 20:31:28 GMT -5
tigerclaw: give me broccoli! adam: hey im adam sandler and i like asparagus
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Post by wolfclaw on Oct 16, 2006 18:31:11 GMT -5
Darkstripe: *to Purepool* How do YOU know Neopets? Bluestar: OMG OMG NEEEEDD VEGGIE RELISH! Graystripe: OMG OMG Firepaw: I like cheese. Mothwing: Hey daddy Tigerclaw! Tigerclaw: *faints again from the thought of being a parent* Goldenflower: This brings back memories...of cheese.
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Post by purepool on Oct 23, 2006 17:26:35 GMT -5
firepaw: uhhhmmm i demand that you hand over the asparagus adam sandler: nnnneeeevvvvveeeeeerrrrrrrrr! tigerclaw: oh just give him the vegetable
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