Warriors IM

[wolfclaw]

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Screen-name Guide (last updated at 5/9/07):
fire_rust: Firestar
lost_n_lonely: Graystripe
Your-Future-Leader: Tigerstar
Brambleclawz: Brambleclaw
Flying_Squirrel: Squirrelflight
puffy_cloud4: Cloudtail
EmoAndBlack: Crowfeather
feathery10: Feathertail
Bloodthirst: Scourge
swimming_leaves: Leafpool
life_sux3: Jaypaw
LION: Lionpaw
fighter-kitty: Hollypaw
reincarnated23: Cinderpaw
squirrel_stalker: Ashfur
spottyleaf12: Spottedleaf
scarred4life: Brightheart
shadowclan_dictator: Blackstar
tawny13: Tawnypelt
stormy7: Stormfur
ice_eyes: Hawkfrost
mousebrained_brother: Mothwing
apprentice-phobia: Bone
warrior_kittypet: Millie
mistfoot3: Mistyfoot

[wolfclaw]

~Episode One~

life_sux3: i hate life! im blind and every1 thinks i can never b helpful to the clan

fighter-kitty: dont say that Jaypaw! im sure you can find a way 2 help out

life_sux3: yeah right!

<LION has entered the chatroom>

LION: hey, wassup? ;D

life_sux3: I H8 MY LIFE! I WISH I WUZ NEVER BORN!

LION: dude, dont get into a fit brother!

fighter-kitty: ive been tryin to tell him that the whole time

LION: maybe we shouldnt talk about this right now...wait, how does Jaypaw see the text?

life_sux3: i can sense it, duh!

LION: ...

fighter-kitty: .......

<Brambleclawz has entered the chatroom>

fighter-kitty: daddy! ;D

Brambleclawz: Hello, my children! Lionpaw, Ashfur needs you for hunting.

LION: okay!

life_sux3: how com Lionpaw gets 2 do something and we dont?!

Brambleclawz: Patience, Jaypaw! I need to go with a patrol. Be good!

<LION has left the chatroom>
<Brambleclawz has left the chatroom>

life_sux3: this isnt fair!

fighter-kitty: calm down Jaypaw. do you want to invite someone on to talk with?

life_sux3: alright then, lets try this screenname

<EmoAndBlack has entered the chatroom>

EmoAndBlack: Gahhh what is it?!

fighter-kitty: hey Crowfeather! Jaypaw is a little upset so i want to cheer him up

EmoAndBlack: Oh, the one that fell in the lake?

life_sux3: it was an accident for starclans sake! its not funny!

EmoAndBlack: I know it wasn't, just be a little more careful next time.

life_sux3: hmph, u just feel bad for me dont u

<swimming_leaves has entered the chatroom>

swimming_leaves: Jaypaw, I can hear you slamming the keys from the medicine cat den!

life_sux3: sry Leafpool

EmoAndBlack: ...Leafpool...

swimming_leaves: Oh...it's you, Crowfeather...

EmoAndBlack: Uh, I'm sorry, umm I have to go on a patrol. See you guys later...

<EmoAndBlack has left the chatroom>
<Flying_Squirrel has entered the chatroom>

swimming_leaves: .....that was sudden...

Flying_Squirrel: Hi, my children! Hello sister...is something bothering you?

life_sux3: tell that to me!

fighter-kitty: something is wrong? huh?

swimming_leaves: Eh, nothing...it was just...a visitor *clears throat*

Flying_Squirrel: Oh...I see...

life_sux3: i cant see anything its not fair!

fighter-kitty: dont be so stressed out Jaypaw! you can smell and hear really good so it makes up for it

Flying_Squirrel: Hollypaw is right. You have remarkable senses to make up for your blindness.

swimming_leaves: That's right! Not to mention...nevermind.

fighter-kitty: huh?

swimming_leaves: Nothing...

life_sux3: hmph

<Your-Future-Leader has entered the chatroom>
<fire_rust has entered the chatroom>

Flying_Squirrel: Oh StarClan, no...

fighter-kitty: ITS HIM!

swimming_leaves: Oh dear...

Your-Future-Leader: Hello, puny kittypet-bloods! MUAHAHAHAHAHA! ><

life_sux3: hey since when did U get a computer?!

fire_rust: Tigerstar! Just because we have kittypet blood doesn't mean we can be good warriors!

Your-Future-Leader: HAH! I laugh! *laughs*

swimming_leaves: ...is it just me, or did Tigerstar get a lot more mousebrained?

fighter-kitty: ...

Flying_Squirrel: Ditto, sis...

<Bloodthirst has entered the chatroom>

Your-Future-Leader: Ack! It's Scourge! RUNNNN! *flees*

<Your-Future-Leader has ran from the chatroom>

Bloodthirst: ...what? I just wanted to say hi...

life_sux3: .....this is really weird

fire_rust: Okay then......

fighter-kitty: was Tigerstar really such a scaredy-cat? heehee, get it? scaredy-cat! ;D ;D

Bloodthirst: .....umm, ha-ha-haha...*cough cough*

fire_rust: Gotta go on a trip with Leafpool. Cya!

swimming_leaves: Bye!

<fire_rust has left the chatroom>
<swimming_leaves has left the chatroom>

Bloodthirst: ...SO SQUIRRELFLIGHT, MY LUV, HOW ARE YOU?!?!?! ;D

life_sux3: ...wtf...

fighter-kitty:

Flying_Squirrel: EWWW YOU MOUSEBRAINED IDIOT! GET AWAY FROM ME! *spazz*

Bloodthirst: BUT SQUIRRELFLIGHT, I LOVE YOU EVEN-THOUGH-YOU-WERE-BORN-AFTER-I-GOT-KILLED-BY-YOUR-STUPID-DADDY

<Flying_Squirrel has fled from the chatroom>

fighter-kitty: ..........................

life_sux3: ewwww

Bloodthirst: COME BACK, MY LOVE! *runs after*

<Bloodthirst has left the chatroom>

life_sux3: never....ever...again....

fighter-kitty: ummmm lets just leave now...

<fighter-kitty has left the chatroom>
<life_sux3 has left the chatroom>

[[spotty]]

haha. I loved it! That was awesome! I can't wait for the next one!!! I love their names!

[Sandstar]

EmoAndBlack...ahahaha...
I love it, Wolfclaw. xD

[wolfclaw]

Thank you! X3
You get that one, right? Crowy's emo and his fur is black.

[K.]

Hahaha!! XD And ScourgeXSquirrelflight, WTF. I wuv these screennames!

[wolfclaw]

~Episode Two~

fire_rust: OMGOMGOMG! *spazz*

Brambleclawz: What?

fire_rust: IT'S GRAYGRAY!!!! *more spazz*

Brambleclawz: Huh?

<lost_n_lonely has entered the chatroom>

lost_n_lonely: Heyyyy ^^ ;D

Brambleclawz: OMG! EVERYONE GET ON!

fire_rust: YESH!

lost_n_lonely: Oh no...

<stormy7 has entered the chatroom>
<feathery10 has entered the chatroom>

stormy7: DAD!!!

feathery10: Yes!!! StarClan have computers!! X3

lost_n_lonely: Hello my children! I'm using the Twolegs' laptop right now, so I might not be on for long.

stormy7: Oh, who cares! I'm glad you're alright!

fire_rust: I thought you were dead!

Brambleclawz: Everyone did!

feathery10: How could they?!

<LION has entered the chatroom>
<life_sux3 has entered the chatroom>
<fighter-kitty has entered the chatroom>

LION: IS IT REALLY HIM?!?!

life_sux3: but hes dead!!!

lost_n_lonely: It's Graystripe alright...

fighter-kitty: grandpa said you and him always got into touble when you were young!

fire_rust: That's right!

<Your-Future-Leader has entered the chatroom>

Your-Future-Leader: Oh bother. It's kittypet's friend.

fire_rust: Hey! Be quiet!

lost_n_lonely: Yeah!

fighter-kitty: dont insult them!

Brambleclawz: This doesn't look good...*leaves quickly*

<Brambleclawz has left the chatroom>

LION: ATTACK!!!!

stormy7: YEAH!

feathery10: WOO!

life_sux3: ill just leave since every1 thinks im so helpless being blind!

<life_sux3 has left the chatroom angrily>

Your-Future-Leader: AHHHHHHHH!

<Your-Future-Leader has ran away from the chatroom>

lost_n_lonely: Wow...he's a coward. Anyways, the Twolegs are back. I'd better go! Cya!

feathery10: We're leaving too!

stormy7: Bye!

<lost_n_lonely has left the chatroom>
<stormy7 has left the chatroom>
<feathery10 has left the chatroom>

LION: that was fun!

fighter-kitty: wheee! ;D

fire_rust: Nice job, my children!

<Bloodthirst has staggered into the chatroom>

Bloodthirst: Dang, Squirrelflight is tough....*wheeze*

fighter-kitty: GO AWAY WEIRDO!

LION:

fire_rust: ....

<Bloodthirst has tripped out of the chatroom>

fire_rust: ....let's....just....leave....

fighter-kitty: i wish that guy would stop intruding

LION: and stop freaking about mom

<fire_rust has left the chatroom>
<LION has left the chatroom>
<fighter-kitty has left the chatroom>

[Rain[shine]]

*laughs* Cute,I wonder what Mothwing's screen-name is.

[[spotty]]

hehe, I love these Wolfclaw

[Snowywhisker]

Yea, they rock out lood!! Can I add screen names?
Spotty8: Leopardstar
Colorless:Whitewing
Starry1:Onestar
YummBerry:Berrypaw
Little_prodegy:Willowpaw
Dripping_gold:Honeypaw
immortallyyours:Barkface
toothbrushless:Yellowfang
Twisted&dead:Deadfoot
Proud_66:Tallstar


Um, srry if u wanted to make them up, the names just kept popping into my head. hehe? *hopes wolfy likes*

[K.]

Immortally your's! XD I should start signing my letters that way. X3

[[spotty]]

YAY! Go Barkface! Go Barkface! haha

[Snowywhisker]

I hope wolfy likes em. if not, I just delete it. It wouldn't be fair if she wanted to do it herself.

I like making people happy. Its just the kind of person I am.

[wolfclaw]

Thank you for those suggestions! I will add the ones I like after this episode!

~Episode Three~

puffy_cloud4: ON TOP OF SPAGHETTIIII! ALL COVERED IN CHEEEESE! I LOST MY POOR MEEEATBALLL, WHEN BLACKSTAR PEEEEE... ;D

<shadowclan_dictator has entered the chatroom>

puffy_cloud4: AHHHH!!! O23YRT8GA

shadowclan_dictator: Huh? What did I do, fool???

shadowclan_dictator: ANSWER ME!!!

<swimming_leaves has hurried to the chatroom>

swimming_leaves: I believe Cloudtail has fainted. Oh dear...

<swimming_leaves takes Cloudtail out of the chatroom>
<apprentice-phobia has entered the room>

apprentice-phobia: AHH! APPRENTICES! THEY'RE-THEY'RE AFTER MEEE!

shadowclan_dictator: Clam yourself, Bone!

apprentice-phobia: AIEEE!

<Your-Future-Leader has entered the chatroom>

Your-Future-Leader: Good. The meeting of Ninja Evil KittieS (NEKOS) will now commence.

shadowclan_dictator: What?

apprentice-phobia: Huh? Whaaaa???

<Bloodthirst has entered the chatroom>

Bloodthirst: Where is Squirrelflight? Ah well. I AM HERE!

Your-Future-Leader: *professional sounding* Today's NEKOS topic is....APRRENTICES!

<life_sux3 has entered the chatroom>

life_sux3: huh? did some1 say apprentices

apprentice-phobia: OMG ITS AN APPRENTICE EEEEEEK!

<apprentice-phobia has fled the chatroom>

life_sux3: ...ill go now...

<life_sux3 has left the chatroom.

Your-Future-Leader: AHEM! As I was saying...

Bloodthirst: SQUIRRELFLIGHT, SQUIRRELFLIGHT, WHERE ART THOU?

<Bloodthirst has left the chatroom in search of Squirrelflight>

shadowclan_dictator: ....Weirdos...

<shadowclan_dictator has left the chatroom>

Your-Future-Leader: Ah, another productive meeting of NEKOS!

<Your-Future-Leader has left the chatroom happily>

[K.]

XDD I'm guessing NEKOS is based off GROSS (Get Rid Of Slimey girlS)? There's no O....

ScourgeXSquirrelflight is still giving me gigglefits. XD