Post by K. on Aug 17, 2006 17:31:11 GMT -5
I've decided to include the rating in this, 'cause I suck at ratings.
Alright, it's got some of the whole RoyXEd gay thing, but it's not too serious. And we are constantly saying the word "sexy." There are no "curse/swear" words. It's really just a product of Starlight and I getting bored and deciding to unleash out boredom highness on a few pieces of paper.
Doesn't sound too bad, does it?
**ENVY ANIME SERIES ENDING SPOILERS AND JUST PLAIN ENDING SPOILERS**
01.) Tell him he sucks
02.) Call him short
03.) Call him small
04.) Call him tiny
05.) Call him deminutive, puny, shrimp, etc etc
06.) Ask him why he doesn't call Envy "Nii-san" or "Niisama"
07.) Say he looks like his Dad
08.) Ask him if he wants milk
09.) Tell him he's not setting a good example for his little brother (Does he want his brother to cuss 24/7?!)
10.) Tell him Elysia looks older than him
11.) Refer to Roy as his "boyfriend"
12.) Refer to Winry as his "girlfriend"
13.) Tell him he'd look sexy in a miniskirt
14.) Ask him why it took so long to get Al's body back
15.) Hit him with wrenches (Star's personal favorite)
16.) Force him to listen to Evanescence music CONSTANTLY
17.) Give him kittens. That scratch.
18.) Insist on calling a kitten "Little Edo-Kun"
19.) Invite Envy to his birthday party (When he complains, give him a sad face and ask "W-W-why don't you want your older brother here?")
20.) Doodle on his automail
21.) Randomly quote things
22.) Tell him "Your Mom" jokes constantly (And then watch him cry like a baby)
23.) Say Al's tall enough to be his Dad
24.) Remind him that the color he dyed his hair was the color of Envy's hair
25.) Declare a pillow-fighting waaaaar!
26.) Dye his clothes hot pink of dark green (Envy's hair color)
27.) Make him stay up ALL Saturday night to watch his own show BOTH TIMES
28.) Poke him a lot
29.) Make him listen Jeese McCartney (Sure works on Shadow when a certain friend of hers *cough*cough* does it...>>)
30.) Say he looks like a girl
31.) Tell him Envy and Al's voices are more manly than his (English voices)
32.) Fly his boxers on a flagpole and pay Roy and Riza to salute
33.) Buy him a pet rock and name it "Fonzie"
34.) Say Inuyasha could kick his butt...
35.) ...And so could Harry Potter
36.) Tell him he and Pianko would make a good couple
37.) Drag him to see Conqueror of Shambala with you in theatures
38.) When watching the movie gasp at everything
39.) Also sob uncontrolably at the ending
40.) Point out scenes he could have done way better
41.) Be sure to make him get the popcorn and soda refills, too!
42.) Force-feed him milk when he sleeps
43.) Secretly feed him fried milk (Then tell him the same thing happened in Bluebird's Illusion, but he'll have no clue what that it is)
44.) Blare out Nothing I Won't Give (by Vic Mignogna) in suround-sound whenever he enters a room
45.) Say he resembles Garfield the Cat
46.) Tell him he sucks, again
47.) Make him listen to Brothers (Bratja) for "bed-time-music"
48.) Eat shrimp in front of him
49.) Drink milk in front of him
50.) Lie to him the real reason his Mom died was because Al poisoned her
51.) Ask him if he wants to play "Touch the Udder"
52.) Constantly remind him he's not real, but only a figment of Arakawa-sensei's imagination (NOT TRUE! X3)
53.) Make him join the Edward Elric Fanlisting then call him conceited
54.) Make him join the EdXWin Fanlisting
55.) Make him join the RoyXEd (gay) Fanlisting and call him a sicko
56.) Tell him all those sick and dirty thoughts you've been holding in
57.) Force him to read your fanfictions
58.) Go on a road-trip with him and his brother and yell out "ARE WE THERE YET?!?!" at random moments
59.) Give him noogies
60.) Tell him Al's a kitty, and he's a dawg
61.) When you go horse-back riding make him ride the mini baby pony
62.) Say he's using too much lipstick
63.) Sing him up to be on a Verison Wireless commertial
64.) Leave him at an Emu farm in the middle of nowhere
65.) Pinch him a lot
66.) Re-enact the last episode, "Laws and Promises," in weird and high-pitched voices
67.) Demand a sleep-over with him
68.) Kiss him when everyone's around
69.) Be Envy for Halloween
70.) Tell him that Gluttony's sexier than him
71.) Lie to him saying you have a crush on his Dad
72.) Decorate his room with fanart
73.) Remind him that technocally, Arakawa-sensei is God to him
74.) Lie and say you killed Al
75.) Cut his hair when he's asleep
76.) Use super-glue to make his hair wolfears like Inuyasha
77.) Superglue his hair like Envy's
78.) Sob and complain about Hollywood Video not having Fullmetal Alchemist DVDs
79.) Draw Pride!Ed's tattoos on him in sharpie
80.) Throw Warriors (Erin Hunter) books at him until he reads them
81.) Create a poll on-line titled "Ed or Al--WHO'S SEXIER?!?!" (And vote for Al a million times)
82.) Take him to your school band concerts
83.) Officially announce in public that he and Roy are getting married
84.) Hide ferrets in his sock drawers
85.) Steal all his hairbands and rubberbands so he has to have his hair down
86.) Tell him he tooks sexy with his hair down
87.) Tell him the flea curcis is over there
88.) Ask him how the heck he got his driving license
89.) Bust up his automail
90.) Dress up exactly like him and go to an Anime Convention together
91.) Pay the Envy colsplayers to attack him
92.) Start calling Al "Fonzie" and him "Eddy"
93.) Ask him if the characters on Ed, Edd, and Eddy are related to him (Star and Shadow hate that show...)
94.) On his birthday celebrate Elysia's and ignore his
95.) Kiss Envy in front of him
96.) Kiss Al in front of him
97.) Force him to watch Star Wars with you all Summer (Worked on Shadow's cousins!)
98.) But him a pet cow and name it Hohemhiem after his Dad
99.) Get him a Winry pinata and make him break it open
100.) Kill him. ^_^ (Bet Envy LOVES this one)
Alright, it's got some of the whole RoyXEd gay thing, but it's not too serious. And we are constantly saying the word "sexy." There are no "curse/swear" words. It's really just a product of Starlight and I getting bored and deciding to unleash out boredom highness on a few pieces of paper.
Doesn't sound too bad, does it?
**ENVY ANIME SERIES ENDING SPOILERS AND JUST PLAIN ENDING SPOILERS**
01.) Tell him he sucks
02.) Call him short
03.) Call him small
04.) Call him tiny
05.) Call him deminutive, puny, shrimp, etc etc
06.) Ask him why he doesn't call Envy "Nii-san" or "Niisama"
07.) Say he looks like his Dad
08.) Ask him if he wants milk
09.) Tell him he's not setting a good example for his little brother (Does he want his brother to cuss 24/7?!)
10.) Tell him Elysia looks older than him
11.) Refer to Roy as his "boyfriend"
12.) Refer to Winry as his "girlfriend"
13.) Tell him he'd look sexy in a miniskirt
14.) Ask him why it took so long to get Al's body back
15.) Hit him with wrenches (Star's personal favorite)
16.) Force him to listen to Evanescence music CONSTANTLY
17.) Give him kittens. That scratch.
18.) Insist on calling a kitten "Little Edo-Kun"
19.) Invite Envy to his birthday party (When he complains, give him a sad face and ask "W-W-why don't you want your older brother here?")
20.) Doodle on his automail
21.) Randomly quote things
22.) Tell him "Your Mom" jokes constantly (And then watch him cry like a baby)
23.) Say Al's tall enough to be his Dad
24.) Remind him that the color he dyed his hair was the color of Envy's hair
25.) Declare a pillow-fighting waaaaar!
26.) Dye his clothes hot pink of dark green (Envy's hair color)
27.) Make him stay up ALL Saturday night to watch his own show BOTH TIMES
28.) Poke him a lot
29.) Make him listen Jeese McCartney (Sure works on Shadow when a certain friend of hers *cough*cough* does it...>>)
30.) Say he looks like a girl
31.) Tell him Envy and Al's voices are more manly than his (English voices)
32.) Fly his boxers on a flagpole and pay Roy and Riza to salute
33.) Buy him a pet rock and name it "Fonzie"
34.) Say Inuyasha could kick his butt...
35.) ...And so could Harry Potter
36.) Tell him he and Pianko would make a good couple
37.) Drag him to see Conqueror of Shambala with you in theatures
38.) When watching the movie gasp at everything
39.) Also sob uncontrolably at the ending
40.) Point out scenes he could have done way better
41.) Be sure to make him get the popcorn and soda refills, too!
42.) Force-feed him milk when he sleeps
43.) Secretly feed him fried milk (Then tell him the same thing happened in Bluebird's Illusion, but he'll have no clue what that it is)
44.) Blare out Nothing I Won't Give (by Vic Mignogna) in suround-sound whenever he enters a room
45.) Say he resembles Garfield the Cat
46.) Tell him he sucks, again
47.) Make him listen to Brothers (Bratja) for "bed-time-music"
48.) Eat shrimp in front of him
49.) Drink milk in front of him
50.) Lie to him the real reason his Mom died was because Al poisoned her
51.) Ask him if he wants to play "Touch the Udder"
52.) Constantly remind him he's not real, but only a figment of Arakawa-sensei's imagination (NOT TRUE! X3)
53.) Make him join the Edward Elric Fanlisting then call him conceited
54.) Make him join the EdXWin Fanlisting
55.) Make him join the RoyXEd (gay) Fanlisting and call him a sicko
56.) Tell him all those sick and dirty thoughts you've been holding in
57.) Force him to read your fanfictions
58.) Go on a road-trip with him and his brother and yell out "ARE WE THERE YET?!?!" at random moments
59.) Give him noogies
60.) Tell him Al's a kitty, and he's a dawg
61.) When you go horse-back riding make him ride the mini baby pony
62.) Say he's using too much lipstick
63.) Sing him up to be on a Verison Wireless commertial
64.) Leave him at an Emu farm in the middle of nowhere
65.) Pinch him a lot
66.) Re-enact the last episode, "Laws and Promises," in weird and high-pitched voices
67.) Demand a sleep-over with him
68.) Kiss him when everyone's around
69.) Be Envy for Halloween
70.) Tell him that Gluttony's sexier than him
71.) Lie to him saying you have a crush on his Dad
72.) Decorate his room with fanart
73.) Remind him that technocally, Arakawa-sensei is God to him
74.) Lie and say you killed Al
75.) Cut his hair when he's asleep
76.) Use super-glue to make his hair wolfears like Inuyasha
77.) Superglue his hair like Envy's
78.) Sob and complain about Hollywood Video not having Fullmetal Alchemist DVDs
79.) Draw Pride!Ed's tattoos on him in sharpie
80.) Throw Warriors (Erin Hunter) books at him until he reads them
81.) Create a poll on-line titled "Ed or Al--WHO'S SEXIER?!?!" (And vote for Al a million times)
82.) Take him to your school band concerts
83.) Officially announce in public that he and Roy are getting married
84.) Hide ferrets in his sock drawers
85.) Steal all his hairbands and rubberbands so he has to have his hair down
86.) Tell him he tooks sexy with his hair down
87.) Tell him the flea curcis is over there
88.) Ask him how the heck he got his driving license
89.) Bust up his automail
90.) Dress up exactly like him and go to an Anime Convention together
91.) Pay the Envy colsplayers to attack him
92.) Start calling Al "Fonzie" and him "Eddy"
93.) Ask him if the characters on Ed, Edd, and Eddy are related to him (Star and Shadow hate that show...)
94.) On his birthday celebrate Elysia's and ignore his
95.) Kiss Envy in front of him
96.) Kiss Al in front of him
97.) Force him to watch Star Wars with you all Summer (Worked on Shadow's cousins!)
98.) But him a pet cow and name it Hohemhiem after his Dad
99.) Get him a Winry pinata and make him break it open
100.) Kill him. ^_^ (Bet Envy LOVES this one)
