Evil cat party

[[spotty]]

heh. I was bored. I decided to start an evil cat party. Any evil Warrior cat can come (they can be dead )

(Brokenstar walks into the room)
Hawkfrost: Hey Brokenstar!
Brokenstar: hiya.
Bone: Where've ya been?
Brokenstar: Stealing kits! Muahaha!
Bone: AHH!!! Kits! Apprentices!!!!! AHH!!!
Hawkfrost: Whassup with you?
Bone: Apprentices! They- they - GOT ME!!!!
Brokenstar: . . .
Hawkfrost: . . .
Bone: eek!
(Hawkfrost & Brokenstar exchange confused looks. Then they leave Bone)
Brokenstar: So, Hawkfrost! What choo been up to?
Hawkfrost: my bro killed me!
Brokenstar: what?!
Hawkfrost: Yeah! He's my brother! He shouldn't do that to me! He's family!
Brokenstar: FAMILY!?! Don't go talkin' to me 'bout family!!! I killed my father, and my mother Murdered me!!!
Hawkfrost: . . .

[Rain[shine]]

(Darkstripe and Tigerstar walks in)
Darkstripe:So Tigerstar that is why...Holy Butterstick! It's Bone!
Tigerstar:*Growling*Nice.To.See.you.again,Bone...
Darkstripe:Hay, Hawkfrost how are you?
ooc:I can't belive you forgot these guy!

[K.]

(Enter Jaypaw and Scourge, stage right ^_^)
Scourge: *looks at Bone with his cute kitish eyes* >=3
Jaypaw: ...Should I even be here...?

[wolfclaw]

OOC: Bone has apprentice-phobia! XDDD Can fan-fic evil kitties come too?

*Griefstorm and Rogue enter*
Griefstorm: Hawhaw! So this is where the Sacred Catnip of Doom is!
Rogue: ...we're here for the party...N00B.
Griefstorm: W4HT D1D U C4LL M3?!?1?!
Rogue: I called you an idiot.
Griefstorm: Oh, okay! ^^

[K.]

Jaypaw: *points at Greifstorm* N00b, n00b, n00b! >D

[Rain[shine]]

Darkstripe:*laughing*Could this be the Power of Three cat all the stupid Starclan cats are talking?*lauhing harder*
Tigerstar:Darkstripe stop being stupid.I gotta go pee.Hold on*Goes to make dirt then comes back* Ok now what?Do we get to eat cupcakes and dance around like twolegs?

ooc:I'm tired like Tigerstar,I'm goin' to bed.G'night.

[wolfclaw]

Griefstorm: SHUT UP!!!! *lunges at Jaypaw*
Rogue: What the heck, Griefstorm! *backs away*
(Rip enters)
Rip: Dude, like what's happenin here, dude?
Rogue: ....stop saying dude...

[K.]

Jaypaw: AAAHHH!!! I'LL KICK YOUR BUTT, N00B!!!
Scourge: *watches* Ha, yeah right. You can't even SEE.
Jaypaw: SHUT UP!!!! *bats at Greifstorm... well, blindly X3*

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Bone: *laughs at Jaypaw*
(Hollypaw walks in)
Tigerstar: Hey! What are you doing here?!
Hollypaw: I've come to take Jaypaw home. *lunges at Jaypaw, and drags him away*
Greifstorm: *spits at Jaypaw*
(Sharptooth runs in)
Darkstripe: Who's that?!
Hawkfrost: I don't know...
Sharptooth: ROAR!!! I'M GOING TO EAT YOU ALL!!!!
All cats: AHHHH!!!! *scatter*

[K.]

Jaypaw: But Hollllyyyppawwww, I wanna look cool for the eeevvilll cccaatss.... D=
Hawkfrost: *points at Sharptooth* HOLY CRACK--IT'S A DINOSAUR!!

((For those who have seen The Land Before Time movies, you'll get that. XD))

[[spotty]]

hahahahahaha. Sharptooth♥

Sharptooth: Yes, I am a dinosaur! Meet my brother, kitty-Sharptooth!!!
Kitty-Sharptooth: Where is Feathertail?!?! I want to KILL HER!!!
Hawkfrost: She's dead. How can you murder her?? Wait- You're Dead... how can you murder anyone?!
Kitty-Sharptooth: I have my ways.
Hawkfrost: oo.

[K.]

((Yup, that was my first thought reading Moonrise about them. XD))

Hollypaw: *pulling Jaypaw away still*
Jaypaw: Unkie Hawkfrost, dun let me leeaaave!
Scourge: Wow, he's whimpeir than you, Bone!
Bone: *cowers in fear from the Sharptooths*

[Rain[shine]]

Darkstripe:I made cookies!*holds out a plate of cookies*
Tigerstar:You are a wierdo.
Darkstripe:Yeah I now!*grins*
Tigerstar:I'm going to bed.*Curls up and sleeps*
Darkstripe: ...
<Enters Starclan warrior>
Starclanwarrior:What is going on here?!?
Tigerstar:A evil cat party.
SCW:Oh,ok.Don't get in trouble then.*leaves*

[Snowywhisker]

<spottedleaf enters, angry eyes on Jaypaw and Hollypaw>
Spottedleaf: OUT, you 2! NOW!
Hollypaw: Yes Ma'am!*drags Jaypaw out with one last tug*
Stoppedleaf: *stares at evil cats, shakes head sadly* you guys need to find hobbies.
<Spottedleaf leaves>

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Sharptooth: ROARRRRRRR!!!!
Sharptooth-kitty: he says he doesn't like you.
Hawkfrost: Well... he's stupid.
Sharptooth: *cries*
Sharptooth-kitty: You hurt his feelings!!!
Sharptooth: *leaves*
Sharptooth: Look what you did!!! *leaves*
Hawkfrost: hahahaha. Loser! *looks at Darkstripe* ME WANT COOKIE!!!!